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The Ballad of Ed and Sandro


The Ballad of Ed and Sandro

Streaming from a booth in South Boston
From the bridge of our Fer-De-Lance
The folks watching PAX said, “You make money too fast!”
You know they didn’t even give us a chance

Christ you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
We’ll never make 2.3

Finally got the beta to testers
Got the camera suite in the game
Forums say
“Third-person view ain’t okay
We want immersion; it’s our right to complain”

Christ you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
We’ll never make 2.3

Finally got the holo-me running
Had to fix the bugs in a week
The old players said, “it’s telepresence we dread”
I said, “We’re only trying to get this released”

Christ you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
We’ll never make 2.3

Grinding up your money for a rainy day
Just to afford a Cobra III
Last night the crew said
“Poor boy, when you’re dead
You better have a rebuy
Or you’re toast – think!”

Added multicrew to the beta
Getting gunners into the fray
The forumdads said,
“Progression is dead
They’ll buy an anaconda in days”

Christ you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
We’ll never make 2.3

Nerfed the bounty payout for crewmen
Gunners only get 3 percent
The forum’s impressed, said “It’s all for the best
It’s newbie fun we want to prevent”

Christ you know it ain’t easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They’re gonna hate 2.3

The way things are going
They’re gonna hate 2.3